— Brian Messenlehner (@bmess) December 6, 2015
Pooped on while wiping a baby butt achievement unlocked
— Brad Williams (@williamsba) November 10, 2015
The truth is: We were always ❤️ing your Tweets. The star let us pretend we were playing hard to get.
— WebDevStudios (@webdevstudios) November 4, 2015
Kids everywhere: YEAH!! Trick-or-treating!! Dads everywhere: How about we go the store & I'll buy any candy you want if we can stay home.
— Brian Bourn (@brianbourn) October 31, 2015
We often act like estimating work is hitting a bullseye with a dart at 2 yards. It's hitting a butterfly with a wiffleball at 100 yards.
— Michael (Doc) Norton (@DocOnDev) October 27, 2015