Somebody, go wake up Green Day and tell them that September ended.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) October 1, 2014
Go-Karts – Feel fast, are slow 747s – Feel slow, are fast “Ship it!” – Feels fast, is slow “Test + Document it!” – Feels slow, is fast.
— Z (@zspencer) September 23, 2014
Heads-up, your Important Internet Opinion™ is not worth as much as fifteen million dollars toward researching the thing that killed my Dad.
— Mat Marquis (@wilto) August 20, 2014