If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
— SpookySandwich (@MarisaLange) November 19, 2014
frodo: so why can't the eagles fly the ring to mordor? [flashback to an eagle unfollowing gandalf on instagram] gandalf: they just can't ok
— albro (@BromanConsul) November 14, 2014