I believe Jesus is the son of God, was born of a virgin, lived without mistakes, died for mine, and rose again bodily.

— Carrie Dils 🇺🇦 (@cdils) April 5, 2015

@Jtsternberg amen!

— Mario Peshev (@no_fear_inc) April 2, 2015

@Jtsternberg http://t.co/2SyXhoMTLY

— Peter Baylies (@pbaylies) April 2, 2015

@Jtsternberg @Rarst @no_fear_inc as in the kinds of developers that will use that tool. The answer would likely be WP_Error in many cases.

— Andrew Nacin (@nacin) April 2, 2015

@Jtsternberg @Rarst @no_fear_inc I would probably use whatever you think will be most familiar and expected to a developer using it.

— Andrew Nacin (@nacin) April 2, 2015

“Parbs” is the standard unit of measure we use at WDS. Example: “That building over there is 6 Parbs tall” @bradparbs @Jtsternberg

— LSW 🌷🌿 (@LisaSabinWilson) April 1, 2015

http://twitter.com/bradparbs/status/583270916160917504

WordCamp Minneapolis just got more fun and interesting because @Jtsternberg is coming! cc: @bradparbs

— LSW 🌷🌿 (@LisaSabinWilson) April 1, 2015

@coreymcollins Wow, you look like you need to come home and get back to work right away!

STAT!

— LSW 🌷🌿 (@LisaSabinWilson) March 31, 2015

Happy birthday @aprilwilliamsba – NOW COME HOME!

— LSW 🌷🌿 (@LisaSabinWilson) March 31, 2015

Hover links are red
Unvisited are blue
All your links are purple
Because I'm following you

— DerpPress (@DerpPress) February 14, 2015

Asked Savvy what her middle name is. She didn't know either. She guessed "baggies".

— Stacy Kvernmo (@stacykvernmo) March 29, 2015

http://twitter.com/sammyrhodes/status/576957802482003968

Can't believe google killed another service tonight. It's like they're secretly an ad company that only does cool stuff to compile user data

— Rami Abraham (@ramiabraham) March 13, 2015

@Jtsternberg @MelissaSainton down to genders and husband names. It's eerie.

— Justin Sainton (@JS_Zao) March 12, 2015

@Jtsternberg @tollmanz @curtismchale Complete with gems such as "option does not exist, so we must cache its non-existence"

— Peter Baylies (@pbaylies) March 10, 2015

http://twitter.com/coreymcollins/status/570608607286439936

There's a unique and subtle existential horror in the world of distributed teams that's only felt when company chat goes down

— Rami Abraham (@ramiabraham) February 24, 2015

folks I'm installing Win7 and Visual Studio – if you don't hear from me for a few days, I'm in my office, dead

— Rami Abraham (@ramiabraham) February 23, 2015