@Jtsternberg @scottbolinger I should just have a “h/t JT$” alias shortcut. Just hit ⌘J to put it in my commits

— LSW 🌷🌿 (@LisaSabinWilson) April 12, 2014

http://twitter.com/coreymcollins/status/453699452256010240

"He's naked sitting next to his turd and talking to it" is the report I just got regarding why Jayden isn't sleeping yet.

— Stacy Kvernmo (@stacykvernmo) April 6, 2014

Boot sequence initiated. Sternbergenator has become self aware.

— Sternbergenator (@sternbergenator) March 31, 2014

such dashboard
very home
wow pic.twitter.com/VqEzxovZi2

— Andrey Savchenko (@Rarst) March 25, 2014

http://twitter.com/shaynesanderson/status/446851061249101825

http://twitter.com/ChuckReynolds/status/441692782743130112

We have an amazing team! So stoked to work with these folks @Jtsternberg @pmgarman @tw2113

— AppPresser (@apppresser) March 6, 2014

Caption: "As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast" (via imgur)http://t.co/a6EMT6QDwU pic.twitter.com/fhF68ZRHnk

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) March 3, 2014

In the age of native retweets, faves feel a bit like participation trophies.

"I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY CLICKS!"

— Doug is not, in fact, a potato (@zamoose) March 3, 2014

http://twitter.com/olivia_solon/status/439309732591849472

@LisaSabinWilson WP Query is much more efficient using taxonomy queries versuses meta data queries, but everyone knows that! #aprilknowswp

— April Williams (@aprilwilliamsba) February 21, 2014

.@Jtsternberg is a gentleman and a scholar.

That is all.

— Justin Sainton (@JS_Zao) January 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/rustyk5/status/422839328637595648

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— ˏ (@artonaline) January 6, 2014

Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

Will keep you posted.

— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) January 5, 2014

Re: global warming and the cold weather

"Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."

— Justine (@kvetchings) January 4, 2014

http://twitter.com/norcross/status/415335568931713024