"Good night, WordPress 4.1. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

— DerpPress (@DerpPress) December 16, 2014

Pretty awesome that our friends @webdevstudios are helping give the gift of #code to kids this holiday season! http://t.co/Nf0gbuRtSX

— Codestarter (@codestarterorg) December 8, 2014

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her… (1/57)

— Daniel Ralston (@danielralston) December 8, 2014

@Jtsternberg Great interview Justin! Looking fwd to publishing it early Jan. Watch this space!

— Agency Mavericks (@AgencyMavericks) December 8, 2014

A nun's voice on pro-life / pro- birth. Amen. sister! pic.twitter.com/4WO12nH61w

— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) December 7, 2014

Just a friendly reminder. This is how we are supposed to be dressing starting next year. pic.twitter.com/Dp7KoTMw4p

— Justin Hustle (@justinhustle) December 6, 2014

http://twitter.com/richardtape/status/541438238338998275

http://twitter.com/gregd626/status/539073274798698496

http://twitter.com/srayface/status/538897354318172161

2 things programmers tend to underestimate:
1. How long things take
2. How long our code will be around
3. How many things we underestimate

— Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman) November 28, 2014

While I was playing or preparing to play Monday Night Football, the news broke about the #FergusonDecision Read More: http://t.co/K3TrjHbimm

— Benjamin Watson (@BenjaminSWatson) November 26, 2014

If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.

— SpookySandwich (@MarisaLange) November 19, 2014

http://twitter.com/Yarcom/status/535894758611116032

http://twitter.com/dustyf/status/535468278542761984

.@scottkclark officially announced #CMB2 integration into Pods core for Pods 3.0 at #WCTO http://t.co/C0AtQiyYXo

— @pods@fosstodon.org (@podsframework) November 16, 2014

http://twitter.com/BromanConsul/status/533377482091556864

From my feed this morning, literally the best use of Facebook related content I've ever seen *slow clap* pic.twitter.com/XTnsguNbFe

— Michelle Schulp Hunt (@marktimemedia) November 14, 2014

@Jtsternberg Join A-Team… @coreymcollins pic.twitter.com/NcaQY9axl6

— Jaimie Olmstead (@jaimieolmstead) November 14, 2014

http://twitter.com/jchristopher/status/532985248200785920

Excellent talk about CMB2 (custom meta box) at #wcraleigh. Excited about how much we can extend our data

— Sarah Ovenall (@sovenall) November 8, 2014